EXTRA VIRGIN MARY
(Gavin Richardson)

Extra Virgin Many on an Alabama night
Won't let me hug and squeeze her, won't let me hold her tight
She said that kind of love was only temporary
You know you can't get nothin' past that Extra Virgin Mary

Oh, baby, don't she know she got what I need, she's lookin'
So sharp she gonna' make me bleed
She can be a little mean; she's so contrary
Everybody call her Extra Virgin Mary

Extra Virgin Mary always stayin' after school
Extra Virgin Mary gonna' be nobody's fool
You heard about Miss Molly and Long Tall Sally
But no one's takin' Extra Virgin Mary down the alley

Oh, baby, she's at home nearly every night, she reads
Leviticus by candlelight
Yeah, she's kind of paranoid, she's positively scary
Boys, stay away from Extra Virgin Mary

Extra Virgin Mary never havin' and fun
Extra Virgin Mary got the devil on the run
Come on, Mary, tell me why you gotta' be this way
You gonna' have me waitin' 'till the Judgment Day

My baby don't care how much I cry and beg, she just
Walks away on those two long legs
Well they might be shaved or they might be hairy
But nobody knows, she's Extra Virgin Mary!

She's Extra Virgin Mary (Extra Virgin Mary)
Extra Virgin Mary (Extra Virgin Mary)
Extra Virgin Mary (Extra Virgin Mary)
Extra Virgin Mary (Extra Virgin Mary)

She's Extra Virgin Mary
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey

Ain't gonna' have no fun tonight
Have no fun tonight
Oooh, Mary's too uptight
Have no fun tonight
Gonna's have no fun, hey, hey, hey, hey

Ain't gonna' have no fun tonight
Have no fun tonight
Oooh, Mary's too uptight
Have no fun tonight
Gonna's have no fun,
No fun tonight!